The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #47646   Message #711817
Posted By: Little Hawk
16-May-02 - 03:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Ridiculous Warnings and Announcements
Subject: RE: BS: Ridiculous Warnings and Announcements
Well, it's true that most dogs are more dangerous when you run, but there are some who are just dangerous, period...

I am tired of seeing doors with signs on them saying "DO NOT OPEN DOOR". Why the hell build a door in the first place if it is not to be opened????

I think that the oval office should be provided with a self-destruct mechanism sufficient to take out the whole building, activated by a small red button with a sign below it saying "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON!" Could be interesting to see what kind of self-control may be found these days in the halls of power... :-)

- LH