the only 'modern' version I know I heard when working in Glasgow

Jean McPherson is a person wi' lovely yella' hair / We went tegitha' doon ra water last Glasgae fair / The rain it did come doon in torrents her hair she couldna' keep dry / And all the day the streaks of grey came running thro' the dye

But that's probably NOT the one you'd want at a wedding Sorry about the 'accent' but it really did sound like that