The guy who goes into the bar and says, "Hey, who owns the Doberman outside?" and a seven foot leather-clad hairy bikie says, "I do... who wants to know?" The newcomer says, "Well, I have to apologise to you, because my dog just killed your dog." The bikie is aghast... "Your dog killed mine? That was the toughest, meanest animal I ever heard of! What kind of dog have you got?" The newcomer says, "It's a chihuahua." The bikie doesn't believe it. "A chihuahua? And it killed my Doberman? How?" The newcomer said "He got stuck in your dog's throat."

Sorry about that......