Let's hear it for Darwin folks... and anyone who survives in Darwin should get an award just for being there... Yes, I know... It's not the place, but I couldn't resist it. You take every possible opportunity to laugh at it if you live out here.

Back on Warnings etc. On a toy ball I happened to read the warning on - "Danger - small parts may be dangerous to small children." Fair enough, except the ball was about 500mm in diameter.

Oh, and just remembered the one about signs on doors... It says "Push" so I push and it opens. It says "Pull" so I pull and it opens. It says "Lift" and I try, but I just can't get it off the ground.