The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #47646 Message #712550
Posted By: catspaw49
17-May-02 - 05:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Ridiculous Warnings and Announcements
Subject: RE: BS: Ridiculous Warnings and Announcements
Ya know........Everytime the scalded 80 year old McLady story comes up, I can't help but get a laugh out of part of it anyway...........I mean, I am forced to assume there was a medical reason for skin grafts in the areas affected and this was not done for cosmetic reasons.................And out of curiosity how hot is the parafin used in bikini waxing?
Much as I dislike the ridiculous stuff, I'd like to have a few posted on the dashboards of cars:
PLEASE REMOVE THE CELL PHONE FROM YOUR EAR AND INSERT IT UP YOUR ASS
and
PLEASE RESTRICT YOUR EATING HABITS WHILE DRIVING TO FINGER FOODS
and a personal favorite
UNLESS YOU REGULARLY CRAP AND WHIZZ IN YOUR CAR SEAT, PLEASE TEND TO YOUR PERSONAL GROOMING NEEDS AT HOME AS WELL
Spaw