Yeah, well, I bet it is a stretch....but it's your own damn fault. I tried to tell you to go to an ENT Specialist but being the cheap old bastard that you are and a friggin' know-it-all to boot, did you listen to me? Hell no......

You went out and found a Proctologist who gave you a better rate, and of course administering treatment to your throat by going up your ass is a definite stretch of several body parts and just adds to the pain of the whole thing as well. Good Lord I hate to think how much you'd be wimpering around if you'd gone to that Urologist you were considering.

Spaw