Heard this report on the radio and fell about.... couldn't help but wonder what a song it would make, and of course it has to include the line 'now a warning take by me'...

"A Telford (UK) man broke a finger and tore ligaments whilst undoing his lover's bra strap. He became entangled in the strap whilst engaging in a little romantic foreplay and found himself unable to extricate his hand which was then injured as the elastic pulled. He will be in plaster for up to 2 weeks and will probably need physiotherapy for a month afterwards."

Any takers???

LTS