Out on the rockface climbing >

I suddenly lost my grip.>

Bad boots, loose scree, missed timing? >

Down I began to slip. >

I'm a fool, I'm an ass, I sadly thought >

As I felt my finger snap >

And no matter how many rounds I've bought >

My mates will give me crap. >

My mind raced for a way out >

To avoid their ridiculing brouhaha >

Aha, I'm just a clumsy lout >

Who got tangled in a bra.