To the tune of Botany Bay.

Some Guys are grossly incompetant
and can never do anything right
But the worst case that I ever heard about
I read in the paper last night.

Singing Tooralie ooralie ooralie
Tooralie ooralie-ay
Singing Tooralie ooralie ooralie
Tooralie ooralie-ay

You've heard of the depths of ineptitude
But this one exceeds them by far
This Guy broke his tickling finger
While trying to undo her bra.

Singing Tooralie...
Well they hauled him away in the ambulance
screaming and yelling in pain,
and one thing is relatively certain
He'll never get that far again.

Singing Tooralie...