This is a really bizzare thread!

Someone (probably drunken) threw an empty Vodka bottle at weepiper's door.

He became 'convinced' that it was an 'attack on his cats'

His 'evidence' for this were that the shards of glass extended over an 8m square area and some even went inside! (shock horror!)

Try angryly throwing an empty Spirits bottle against a wall and get the resultant debris not to extend over 8m.

Weepiper is not being attacked by a psychotic neigbour. He's said himself that none of his neighbours have ever had any problems with his cats.

A drunkard threw a bottle, it took him 10 minutes to clear up. Hardly a reason to start DNA testing is it?