Hmmm. I was just about to change the title of this to a "BS" thread, and I was very relieved to find that it was actually about MUSIC! Bless you, Judy.
Would you like me to change the thread title to "Lyr Req" if you don't get lyrics in a day or so?

A Google search took me to this site, which cites a newspaper ad from 1901:

If you want your girl to love you take her to Worley's for ice cream and soda water.
If you have no girl, take your wife.

No song yet, but I'll keep looking...
I checked Levy Sheet Music, but no luck there.
-Joe Offer-