God, what a pathetic opposition. They can't even recognise an open goal when they see it. A Hallowed Tradition under attack, the Englishman's Pub is His Castle, the true-born Englishman's right to sing "Do Ye Ken John Peel" as he quaffs his ale in the Fox and Hounds...
Mind, it's as well, it might be the kiss of death having them on board.