The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #47415   Message #716516
Posted By: JenEllen
23-May-02 - 09:07 PM
Thread Name: Pacific Northwest 'Catter Gathers 2002
Subject: RE: Pacific Northwest 'Catter Gathers 2002
Sooz, you can show this to Hardi. It seemed to work for Aine's DH.....I'm not sure what the Nor'eastern equivalent is, but the Texan phrase was "melted him like a chocolate chip on a hot Dallas sidewalk".
~Schmenny

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