Preemonisha, izzat a Japanese film?

Amos has PMS? (Preemonishus Mentality Spasm)?

LOL, all the boob'ed ones turn simltaneously to hear someone sing, and the horses run off so fast they knock over a mountain. (THAT's why they called knockers! Huh! Ah never knowed dat!)

But FELLAS! Am I the ONLY one who caught Jen talking about GROUP RELATIONS!!!?????? Naw, coutn't be y'all missed THAT, mus' be you jes' thinkin' you hol' us to it when the tahm comes, say "But it wahr in writing, Miz Souzey!"

Do NOT get me started! *G* (send plane fare quick)

Oh and I dunno if I can come to Camp Runamuck. I mean, I may need something a little higher class; I am, after all, an Episcopalian, not to mention a proper pastorwife, but that's not the main thing-- I jes' been to FOLK COLLEGE, I a collij girl now, I all smarted up! Yuh! I got me a .MFed on mah naime! (Yew dirty thing, fer SHAIME! Ah mean Mistress of Folkie Educayshun! What yew think Ah mean!!!?) Ah need a PhD now Ah sure, Phoakie Doc.

Sumbuddy else gonna be the Phoakie Doc? OK, then kin Ah be the nurse!? (No not a WET nurse! Geeze you guys are AWFU'!) Who do we git to examine..... "Look doctor, there is a song impacted in there, we must get it out right away!"

(I can leave the polyester at home, tho, right?)

~Susan