There was an old story about a business executive who had a cute secretary, and asked if she could do some extra work over the weekend. She knew what he meant, but didn't mind, and said she would. Boss says, great, we'll work aboard my yacht. She says, oh dear, I get really seasick! He says don't worry, I'll take care of it.

So he stops at the drugstore and asks for dramamine and condoms. The druggist says, If it makes you sick, why do you do it?

Years after I first read this, I went into the mens room at a bar I was in, and they had a vending machine on the wall that sold condoms on one side and excedrin on the other. I broke out laughing and had to explain quickly to the others present.

Peter.