Amend previous application for free-lance assignments; no longer limited to Greater New York Area.

Now available on world-wide AND interplanetary basis. Wherever in the universe and beyond you have a job you don't want done, I am ready to not do it for you!Neglecting to explore the far side of the Moon, Mars, etc. a specialty/speciality/specialite. (Note trilingual malingering capabilities.)

Particular care given to those avoiding enlistment into Morris groups by the "I won't dance, you can't make me" division.