The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #47550 Message #717331
Posted By: Jeri
25-May-02 - 05:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: LaneFieldingPatterson&Swan-What YOU Need
Subject: RE: BS: LaneFieldingPatterson&Swan-What YOU Need
Parody, While-U-Wait. 20 Minutes! (Didn't have to change much)
SITTIN ON MY BUTT THE WHOLE DAY
Sittin' in the mornin sun
I'll be sittin when the evenin' come
Watchin the old TV
And I only get up to pee
Yea
I'm sittin on my butt the whole day
watchin the time roll away
Ooh
I'm just sittin on my butt the whole day
Wastin' time
I left my chair this mornin'
Where I sat in my usual way
Cause I thought I'd experienced boredom
But I farted, then I felt OK
So I'm just goin to sit on my butt the whole day
Watchin the time roll away
Ooh
I'm sittin on my butt the whole day wastin time
Look pal nothin's goin to change
Inertia - that's the name of the game
I won't do what anyone tells me to do
So I guess I'll remain the same
Yes
Sittin' here restin my bones
Oh hark - that sounds like the phone
Yes
Should I answer - nah, it's too far to roam
I wish they'd just leave me alone
Now I'm jus' gon' sit on my butt the whole day
watchin the time roll away
Ooh
Sittin on my butt the whole day wastin' time
Whistle Armpit-fart-noise solo to end