Parody, While-U-Wait. 20 Minutes! (Didn't have to change much)

SITTIN ON MY BUTT THE WHOLE DAY

Sittin' in the mornin sun
I'll be sittin when the evenin' come
Watchin the old TV
And I only get up to pee
Yea
I'm sittin on my butt the whole day
watchin the time roll away
Ooh
I'm just sittin on my butt the whole day
Wastin' time

I left my chair this mornin'
Where I sat in my usual way
Cause I thought I'd experienced boredom
But I farted, then I felt OK
So I'm just goin to sit on my butt the whole day
Watchin the time roll away

Ooh

I'm sittin on my butt the whole day wastin time

Look pal nothin's goin to change
Inertia - that's the name of the game
I won't do what anyone tells me to do
So I guess I'll remain the same

Yes

Sittin' here restin my bones
Oh hark - that sounds like the phone
Yes
Should I answer - nah, it's too far to roam
I wish they'd just leave me alone

Now I'm jus' gon' sit on my butt the whole day
watchin the time roll away

Ooh

Sittin on my butt the whole day wastin' time

Whistle Armpit-fart-noise solo to end