Lotsa people say that, Spaw. "Jeri, you're too much. Couldja get the hell outta here!" They said it a lot when I was a kid. Then I grew up and learned how to behave, more or less. Then I came here and "met" you. End of story. I'm your fault.

(And I can just imagine you trying to patiently explain to the guy in the store, all the while trying to keep from saying something smart-assed.)