Ok, Ok! I've got the best one, IMHO, of course.

I went out with a man who worked for the fated Lucent technologies. His boss' name was, ready, Eberhardt Wonderlich. Pause..... I always told him that if I ever met him I would have to ask him "Is that was true??"

I knew a guy in San Fransisco once, named Dicky Horne.

Gee... I think I've done this before..

Annamill