HEY JOE

Hey, Joe, where’d you find that pearly girly?
Where’d you get that jolly dolly?
How'd you rate that dish I wish was mine?
Hey Joe, she's got skin that's creamy dreamy,
Eyes that look so lovey-dovey,
Lips as red as cherry berry wine.
Now listen, Joe, I ain't no heel,
But, old buddy, let me tell you how I feel.
She’s a honey. She's a sugar pie.
I'm warning you, I’m gonna try to steal her from you.
Hey, Joe, though we've been the best of friends,
This is where our friendship ends.
I gotta have that dolly for my own.

Hey, Joe, come on let's be buddy-duddy.
Show me you're my palsy-walsy.
Introduce that pretty little chick to me.
Hey, Joe, quit that waitin', hesitatin'.
Let me at her. What's the matter?
You're as slow as any Joe can be.
Now come on, Joe. Let's make a deal.
Let me dance with her to see if she is real.,
She's the cutest girl I’ve ever seen.
I'll tell you face to face I mean to steal her from you.
Hey, Joe, now we'll be friends 'till the end,
And this looks like the end, my friend.
I gotta have that dolly for my own.