There once was Yankee called Kendall,
With trevails that I tell ya would end all,
Whether frozen or salted,
Over all he exalted,
Though now he's the size of a Ken doll!

Well, at least now we'll all know that groaning sound coming from 'up thar' is because of this dreadful drivel, and not from any other cause! ;-)

Love ya, ya stubborn ol' fart -- so keep going, you're in the final stretch!

-- Áine