Or the Jolly Wangler for that matter. Which reminds me of this Ramblin' Sid Rumpo song:

As I was going to goosenaggers fair,
Singin', Singin', Loomers on me posset,
I met a maiden trundlin' a bare,
Folderee, folderee
Her bogles were blue, they jangled about
'till the grunge on my cord-wangle nearly fell out,
Singin', Singin', nagger Julie Felix
Singin',Singin' riddle Simon Dee

Kind sir prey woggle my gimp if you can,
Singin', Singin' loomers on me posset
For you I can see my free scopin' man
Folderee, folderee,
So I woggled her gimp till her welkin rang
And as I woggled this tune I sang,
(It's a good trick if you can do it)
Hairy fairy, Peter, Paul and Mary,
Hairy Fairy, wurdle Simon Dee.