I heard a hilarious song, sung by Pete Grasby at Bishops Castle Festival last week end about putting a dog in a microwave to dry it and its sequelae. Pete promised to send it to me , but he's probably lost my e-mail add. I know its not to everyones taste but as a dog lover I still found it nearly made me wet myself laughing. If anyone can forward me the name of its author and lyrics I will be extremely grateful. I want to sing it at a local function in a couple of weeks, along with some Kippers songs ( no fee ).