As a capitalist of course I realize that the more people who are dead, the more of them will be able to buy my products. No, wait, um, let me see. The more people who are starving to death, the more I can sell... Just a minute. As long as I am lazy and treat people horribly, I'll be a Power That Bees. Oh, heck. The only way I can be a capitalist is to be dishonest and evil, like George W. Bush, and then I'll get "C's," and I can steal the election.