pah! Men! It's the text on that site that is offensive. Anyone can see that her hand is NOT at her crotch (and somehow the writer, obviously male,) makes 'crotch' sound like a bad word), it is tugging at her dress. Text like that is what brings out the - what's the counterpart of misogynist?- in me.

Now back to the celery/broccoli controversy: I agree that celery is closely related to celerity so it is not unexpected that some get the two confused. More subtly, on the other hand and with not quite as obvious a connection, it is morally certain that broccoli is green therefore staining its cooking water a translucent color that shows a degree of clarity.