The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #48215   Message #722975
Posted By: NightWing
04-Jun-02 - 03:50 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Leprosy/Jealousy and Red Wing
Subject: Lyr Add: LEPROSY (parody of 'Yesterday')
To the tune of the Beatles, "Yesterday":

All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get Leprosy?

It all started with a simple kiss
Now it hurts me just to take a piss
Oh, how did I get syphillis?

Why her box was sick
I don't know. She wouldn't say
Now my throbbing ****
Won't get thick like yesterday

My ****er was always cumming out to play
Now it needs four weeks to hide away
La la la la la la la-lah