Aidan, you really did take mo fhocail to heart, didn't ya? Cucumber, indeed! Here's your B.L.O.B. for the next bit, though:

Wake up and pay us our billage
Our billage, our billage
Or else we will go on the pillage
And leave you with sweet bugger all
And leave you with sweet bugger all

And Deda, don't let derrymacash intimidate you -- you've got an inherited gift for the gab, don't ya know! That first verse is spot on -- anyone who can use 'bored' and 'frozen fjord' right off the bat earns and deserves a Golden B.L.O.B. for:

Now gather round me 'catters, I'll tell you since you're bored
Of the tragic Tokvam brothers, in the Land of the Frozen Fjord
Way up in northern waters, where folks eat white and blue fish
Lived brothers Oy and Arne, who weren't even Jewish
Chorus:
To my loves and likings, oh you Vikings,
Oh, you Oslo girls, can't you dance the polka


Way to go, Challenge!rs!!

-- Áine