Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, my lovely saggy assed Galapagos tortoise
(gasp . . .)
Happy birthday to you!

Ya know, dear 'Spaw, you'd think that after all these years of chasing your bum on this virtual beach, I would've caught you by now -- just shows to go ya that slow and steady wins the race! ;D

Have a good 'un, you ol' fart -- We love ya,

Áine