Well, I'd say something insulting today, 'cause Spaw seems to like that sort of thing, but I'm in a huggy-kissy sort of mood and I'm just trying to be nice to people. I'd like to simply wish him a Happy Birthday without mentioning a single thing about him being a poor excuse for a 50-something year old kid, someone you don't want around lit birthday candles, or a twisted person with an amazingly sick sense of humor. Poor old Spaw needs all the niceness I can muster since I've heard they had to install a toilet in his Barcalounger so he didn't have to get up to go. (Has a little TP dispenser fastened to it and everything, so I'm told.) So I'm not going to say anything negative about him. He can't help a lot of the stuff he says or does, so why should I give him a hard time about being a lazy bum, a dirty old man, or a guy who probably has frosting smeared all over the week-old, torn undershirt and boxers he's probably sitting there wearing? NO! I absolutely refuse to say anything mean about him on this day when he should at least get the impression he has friends here.

Happy Birthday, Spaw!

With (sincere) love,
Jeri