Ran across an old HEE HAW VIDEO with the following verse...
I suppose there were over 600 verses, built around the weekly guests and members.

ARCHIE CAMPBELL:
Grandpa's Brother-In-Law know he's a soft touch

ROY CLARK:
He's borrowed everything Grandpa's got, from shoes to brush

KENNY PRICE:
Why, one day he got up and Grandpa's upper-plate was gone

GRANDPA JONES: When he grinned at me with my teeth, that was too much!.