Well ain't this sad? Gotta' start your own thread..........geez............let me cheer you up.....

Look here folks, I can think of no finer way to honor Sharon than to reprint a piece of her writing that probably got buried at the end of my birthday thread. I have long contended that Sharon is a ntural Hallmark writer. Add to that a discussion we had on an International Holiday Registry, and she comes up with the following birthday greeting to me.....which had me simply cracking up!!!

Though it's a bit weird to do this, let me reprint Sharon's "Wish" to me so she does get the credit she deserves!!!!!!!

I see that the day has come to pass,
Your glorious natal date,
The day upon which you first passed gas:
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

Your innards would noxious vapors spawn
From anything on your plate
And trumpet them from your ass upon
Whatevertafuck 6-8

And all of the other days as well,
But let there be no debate:
The loudest farts came when this day fell:
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

Whenever a yellow cloud we'd see
Above that ol' Buckeye State
We'd say in PA, "Today must be
Whatevertafuck 6-8!"

Your waist may expand, your hair may drop
Till all you have left is pate,
But e'er on this day we'll hear a "Brawwp":
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

So here is a simple wish, Spaw luv,
Although it's a little late
May you get a gas each year out of
Whatevertafuck 6-8!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON

and thanks again.....

Spaw