So I'm feeling like I must be weird...
If I get jeans so the waist fits, the butt's all saggy. Bought a pair of men's jeans and the butt fits, but the waist's too big. (Did I hear somebody say "belt?")

I personally don't care about jiggling anymore - I'm more concerned with all-out flopping. It can go beyond 'unattractive' and into the realm of 'dangerous'. And if I'm attracted to any physical feature on a man, it's their face - not how 'pretty' it is, but how it moves when they talk, laugh, etc. I've never been attracted to a particular body shape.