Yo, Mickey... What I do when my ol' useless and toothless flea bitten hound gets skunked is take him to my couzin Rufus, who lives in half a double wide back up in the holler. Ya see, Rufus's wife Retha May... well she's a sweet as she can be an' do anything fir ya but the ol' gal weighs 'bout... oh.... a lot! Well, Retha May quit bathin' back during the Carter administration, I think... Read in some magazine that water washed away the helpful bacteria that eats them nema toads or frogs or something like that... Well, Iz not going into no further details here other than to say that havin' a skunked mut around gives ol' Rufus a little relief... So if all these things don't work, PM me an' I'll get you a map to the half a double wide. Oh yeah, Rufe, will even feed to the dog at his expense while the shunk wears off...

Bobert