Davies's Danger Waters
Parody lyrics: Genie
Tune: "Danger Waters"

And I holler, "Why?" and I holler, "Why?"
And I holler "Why the crocodile in de pool wit' me?"

First de coach count "One," den de coach count "Two,"
Den 'e t'rows in de croc and I holler "Davies,have mercy!"

First we dive in de pool, 'e says we goin' too slow,
Make de croc chasin' after, make me race from de terror!

And I holler, "Why?" and I holler, "Why?"
And I holler "Why the crocodile in de pool wit' me?"

Give me back me Speedo, give me back me Speedo,
You can give back me trunks, you beast! Give me back me Speedo!

Let me out! Let me out! Danger waters in de pool now, let me out!
Let me out! Let me out! Danger waters in de pool now, let me out!

And I holler, "Why?" and I holler, "Why?"
And I holler "Why the crocodile in de pool wit' me?"



line breaks added by mudelf ;-)