Naemanson-would roofing tar do? I've got a bucket full and if no one has a barrel hoop razor I can also contribute a Sawzall. Better bring full foul-weather gear for Saturday afternoon:

I wish to God I'd never been born,
To-me, way, hey, ho!
To drag my carcass round Cape Horn,
A long time ago!

A long time ago!
A long time ago!
I wish to God I'd never been born,
A long time a go....BLUB

Cheerily,
Charley Noble