Bloody hell Clinton, I never thought I'd be naive enough to follow one of your links - just goes to show how much bravado can be generated by 3 double gin and tonics!

Erm, #2. Has Spaw done a Cletus story on Shatner yet? I am shatnerambivalent. Star Trek is a different matter (lose the moral goody-two-shoes code, introduce some interesting characters and develop a plotline and I might watch the damn thing...nah, maybe not - it's too geeky for me, and I practically live in a computer science department).