To be truthful, the other icons didn't just happen along either. After something was mentioned, like possums, the idea would begin to grow and would be picked up by one or more "champions" of the cause until damn near the whole place was involved whether they wanted to be or not. In most of the cases Leej listed, I was the main pusher and certainly didn't hesitate to help promote the others.

HOWEVER

Shatner came along and LH decided to champion the cause to see what it would take and he has done a fine job of getting the name out there. The problem lies not in his maneuvering but in the subject.....Shatner. Being a horse's ass of major proportion and voted actor most likely to never be envied, Shatner isn't anything anyone really wants as an icon. He cannot drink at the Tavern, no one wants to see him in a thong(even one stuffed with a spud), he turns the lime Jell-O purple, the Young Center cannot cure him as his brain is even smaller than his balls, he thinks a tiple is hit you get in in baseball, the Little Pissant covers him daily to no avail, and Cleigh O'Possum will not let him blow up his asspipe for fear of contracting a social disease or rabies. And the guy can't even beat me in a "Who's Sexier" contest!!!

Nice try Hawk. "Ya' got the right string Baby, but the wrong yo-yo!"

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