My most trusted informant and digger up of mud, who shall for now remain nameless (ahem - Deep Pockets), has passed on some informaion that I think will be of interest to everyone in this (sham) election.
If the members of the electorate will examine the following pieces of evidence...
They will see that the candidate in question has already been ensrined in the Mudcat as a Mudcat Icon, and has been enjoying said status since no later than April of 2002.
Mr. Lonesome EJ, Sir (may I call you Lonesome?). Lonesome, I am frankly shocked and quite beside myself about this flagrant misuse of whatever it is you're misusing here. This calumny you call an election. This sham of a dog and pony show. Why there's pony and dog droppings all over the place!
I think you boys have a lot to answer for. And I'm going to let you give your answer to someone with a hell of a lot more intestinal fortitude than me! Good day Gentlemen!