THREAD CREEP ALERT! I missed this one first time around, but started laughing when I read the thread title. It reminded me of a bit of shtick I saw Bob Hope do on one of his live shows years ago. He was standing on stage playing with his ever-present golf club, when the standard kewpie doll came up and wanted the keys to the car. He told her: "Sure, the keys are in my pocket. Just reach in and get them," - all the while playing with the golf club. She reached in and said: "Oh. Bob, I feel so silly." With out missing a beat, he replied; "Dig a little deeper and you'll feel nuts."

OK, now back to gospel songs.