Jeri - she wasn't trying to get you to shut up. She wanted all of us to leave. I caught on after she threw the change on the floor and followed it with small tables. For the record, the lunch waitress left about three. Sorry, Kendall, but she called all of us "Dear" and indiscriminately parked her left boob on any available shoulder. This was a dinner waitress who had not expected her prime tables to be filled with coffee drinking, dessert nibbling layabouts who expected change when the bill was $4 and the amount tendered $20.

You, Jeri, just get better and better. You can sit next to me anytime. Is there anything with strings that you can't play?