CapriUni, dunno if you (or anyone else, for that matter) reeeeeeally *want* this, but ooooookay...here ya go. Don't say I didn't warn ya though.

(chorus) That hairs of her dickey-di-do, the hairs of her dickey-di-do, the hairs of her dickey-di-do hung down to her knees...There's a red one and a white one, and one with a little shite on, and one with a little light on to show us the way.

She's not a great looker, but everyone took 'er And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

You'd need a coal miner to find her vagina And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

If she were my daughter I'd have them cut shorter And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

I've touched it, I've licked it, it tastes just like brisket And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

She lived by the waterfront, with the waves lapping up and down her cunt And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

She married an Italian, who was hung like a fucking stallion And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

She divorced the Italian, and married the stallion And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

It was always hit-or-miss, whether I could find her clitoris And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

I reached into her thing, and there found my class ring And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

I've licked it, I've felt it, it was just like velvet And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

She says that she's not a whore, but she bangs like a shithouse door And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

She stayed in Seattle, and went down on cattle And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)

She met a Hash House Harrier, who fucked her but wouldn't marry her And the hairs of her dickey di-do hung down to her knees (chorus)