Tonight I "took a shortcut" on my way home from a gig. In other words, I got lost. At one point, after driving down a long back road, I found myself facing a parking lot on my right and a road to my left, with a sign saying:DEAD END
Immediately under those words -- on a smaller sign posted on top of the larger sign-- were the words:
NO TURNAROUND
I'm still musing as to what we lost drivers were being instructed to do-- and I have this vision in my head of a huge array of abandoned cars in front of those two signs!
Genie