Here is a starter for someone to finish if they like-- I have neither time nor mind, and do not anticipate either in the foreseeable future!

Anyway, it would be "I Only Have Eyes for You," which since Garfunkel is singing IS a folk song after all! *G*G* And the premise is, Rosie can't see her own red-clad ass because she ONLY has eyes for the use of her owner...

"Were my ass clad in red,
And I saw it, I'd wish I were dead.
But I only have eyes, for you, dear....."

And so forth.

No?

Well then I was right!

No brain, no effect!

ROSY UP ON MOORE STREET, ROSE OF MY HEART, or maybe ROSIE (both in the DT) have some interesting passages....

Or how about a takeoff from that Lyle Lovett pony thing?

Help yourselves to any of the above...

~Susan