What's next, is someone going to want to change the title of Stephen King's "The Dark Tower"? Tower Records? Obliterate the word "tower" from every language on the globe? Oh please. Doesn't anyone have anything better to do, fercryinoutloud? Whatever.

As for Starbucks, it was nice when it was a novelty and a treat. Now it's common and not nearly as charming. However I must confess, when the pre-Christmas anxieties set in, I really like going to Starbucks on my lunch hour for a Mocha Valencia and 30 minutes in a puffy chair. :-)