What was that one about someone asking the cowboy why he dressed as he did...
He said, "Well, I wear these cowboy boots to keep my feet protected from the saddle and the rattlers and the mud; I wear chaps to protect my legs from the thistles as I ride the range; I wear a vest with a little pocket for my chewin tobacco; and I wear the bandana to protect me from breathin all the dust out on the range."
"But why do you wear a baseball hat?
"Oh, I wear that so no one thinks I'm a truck driver."

Mark