The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #48652   Message #732487
Posted By: Jeri
18-Jun-02 - 05:59 PM
Thread Name: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?
Subject: RE: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?
Well, GUEST up there got to it before me, but

What do ya do with ol' Maria
What do ya do with ol' Maria
What do ya do with ol' Maria
Earl-eye in the morning (lapse into "All God's Critters"
...or day, or night, or anytime at all

Make her listen to Shatner records
Tie her in a sack with a couple of tom-cats
See how many ticks will fit in her arm pit
Roasting's OK but broiling's better
Add fava beans & a nice cianti

...that sort of thing.