After a prolonged dip in the lime jello pit, accompanied by Big Micks in thongs, Ebbies thinging thongs, and flaming kestrels taking nosedives, Kat bursts through the back door of the Tavern and hollers, Alright you open-minded-try-anything-once mouse and sheep obsessed mates! Try this! How's about a song!!??? All together now, to the tune of "On Top Of Spaghetti:

On top of the Tavern
Flew Jenellen's bird
She lit it afire
But it wasn't dead.

In Tavern No. Somesuch
Big Mick wears a thong
While wrestling in jello
And singing a song.

Now we come to this Tavern
Obssessed with the Mouse
Of Welshmen and bodhranmen
All drinks on the house.

Yorkshire Tony among them...la, la la, la la..

that's it keep going...write yer own and let's hear some more MUSIC!! she sang as she waltzed around the room with the House Cat....