Joe,You mention in the FAQ that:
I don't post messages that reveal that I will be away from home for a long period of time
Really?
Well, my friend, there are exceptions to every rule. When I posted that, I lived alone in a house in the city. Now I live in the country, in a home that is constantly protected three huge dogs who are very loyal. Why don't you stop in for a visit while I'm gone?
-Joe Offer-