Well just so we can stay on a musical theme here, how about we turn this into a song challenge. I'd like to see a song which eloquently parodies the profound stupidity, short-sightedness and emotional shallowness of the airheads who started this whole ridiculous flap by thinking dragonflys lok like jetliners.

Winner gets a free tinfoil helmet to protect them from FBI Thought-Scan networks redcently installed all over the world on top of cell-phone towers with special passive sensors capable of piclking up, discrominating among, analyszing and storing iover 250,000 separate threads of brain-wave frequency thought per tower. This is one of those things they paid for from the WTC Victims Fund which they didn't mention of course.

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