There once was a girl named Tina,
who wanted to play the ocarina.
So, she asked her friend Chip,
who is rather quite hip
if he could teach her the Macarina.

Chip pondered a bit and said,
Tina, I'd rather be in bed.
But no such luck,
she left in his truck
and went to visit Cleigh O'Possum instead.

He tried his sorrows to numb,
well drenched with a bottle of rum.
And as for Tina,
the last time that he seena
she was naked in bed with a possum.

Okay, okay, I'l quit now... Chip2447, (the ocarinageek)